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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Procter & Gamble to cut 7,000 jobs as part of broader restructuring - CNBC

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Inflation slides to 1.9% in Europe, as worries shift from prices to Trump and tariffs - AP News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Why are so many people anti-Trump? People didn't like Obama either, but he was the president, so people didn't do this. What makes Trump different?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Pregnant women warned against using weight-loss jabs - BBC

Then came..

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Can you describe your experience taking the AIPMT/NEET entrance exam? Did you feel nervous or afraid while entering the examination hall and writing the exam?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

No, not a chance

Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?

So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What's your review of the movie Poor Things?

Still no good

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Re-ranking the 16 super regional teams in the 2025 NCAA baseball tournament - NCAA.com

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

European Mars orbiter spies crumbling crater 'soaked in layers of Martian history' (photo) - Space

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

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