What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 01:51

Minds and Behinds
No go.
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Procter & Gamble to cut 7,000 jobs as part of broader restructuring - CNBC
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Inflation slides to 1.9% in Europe, as worries shift from prices to Trump and tariffs - AP News
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Pregnant women warned against using weight-loss jabs - BBC
Then came..
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
No, not a chance
Does anyone wear see-through clothes to show off underwear?
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What's your review of the movie Poor Things?
Still no good
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Re-ranking the 16 super regional teams in the 2025 NCAA baseball tournament - NCAA.com
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
European Mars orbiter spies crumbling crater 'soaked in layers of Martian history' (photo) - Space
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.